Orion
Long
long ago
When
heaven was newly made
God
had a plan
I
will gather the stars
I
will make Orion
He
will have a penis
Orion
will create the earth.
His
penis spouted oceans
And
his seed made a flower garden
And
Adam and Eve.
And
the begetting began
And
God was pleased
One
night in winter
Priest
was contemplating the heavens
“Behold!” Abomination!” spoke priest.
Handmaidens
were ordered to sew underpants
Orion
was high in his heaven. Too high
So
Michaelangelo’s David had to wear the underpants
Priest
said “Behold, Orion has no penis.”
“We
gave him a knife.”
“No
more abomination”.
(In
later years this is known as the Renaissance)
and
God was not pleased.
For
many years no rain fell.
Oceans
dried, fish died.
No
seeds fell to the parched earth.
(in
1931 they called it the Dust Bowl)
Seek
ye Orion and the seven stars
On
a fine February night
He
has no knife.
He
will plant your garden
God
will be pleased.
Doreen Lindstedt testifies!